Dig For Me

Grab your shovels and DIG! Go to your garden, if you don't have one go to friends, and dig square in the middle. Eventually you will meet me, I will be waiting for you with a picnic under my arm, but be careful, I have an imposter who wears a blue hat, if you see him punch him very hard in his dog, he will leave you alone. When you meet me you can have a sandwich, but only a jam one, if you don't like jam tough cookies. Yes, you can have tough cookies instead.